Couple Having Sex Outdoors In Bigfoot Costumes Gets Accidentally Shot By Hunters

An Ohio couple’s attempts to spice up their sex life with some kinky roleplay turned horribly wrong last night, as they were both shot by hunters while having sex in the woods in Sasquatch costumes. 43-year old Chris Mumford and 41-year old Janet Smith were wearing disguises and engaging in loud sex in a wooded area […]

Irish midget impersonating a leprechaun extorted sex from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold

A 3-foot-and-4-inches-tall Irishman was arrested this morning for allegedly taking advantage of credulous women by posing as a leprechaun and extorting sexual favors in exchange for a fictional “pot of gold hidden at the end of a rainbow”. 29-year old Connor O’Byrne was arrested this morning at his Dublin residence by the Garda Síochána, the Irish […]

2020 Tokyo Olympics: Athletes Assured Cardboard Beds Won’t Collapse During Sex

Tokyo: International athletes are under pressure and harbour fears while performing not only on the field, but off it too. So it seems, if one were to go by assertions by the organisers of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. Athletes who would participate in the Games have been assured that their cardboard beds won’t collapse during sex, […]

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