I know damn well she ain’t sew a whole ass window with curtains on her ass

Tonight’s Menu

finally she realized why her husband had a toothache so often

kim kardashians lost sister

Squat, because somewhere out there a girl is warming up with your max

A moment of silence for what ever she is looking for

And just like that, he forgot his grocery list

And just like that, I forgot why i was here

Don’t know what to grab

Women’s Assholes Are Like A Nine Volt Battery, You Know It’s Wrong But Your Still Gonna Put Your Tongue In It