If you look closely, you will see a ufo

I know damn well she ain’t sew a whole ass window with curtains on her ass

left or right

Most problems can be solved with whiskey or nudity or both

booty short challenge

when you are the only one who takes it in the but

Tonight’s Menu

where do I apply for this job

pushing a pair of jeans to the absolute limits

Now that there, is a big-ass balloon