All dogs love going on walks, but what they love even more is when they happen to find a new toy while they are out and about. Whether it’s a giant stick or a lost tennis ball, many dogs love carrying their prizes along with them just for fun. And why shouldn’t they? Well, if it happens to be a sex toy, then, there might be a problem…

Lissa Cross, from Ashburton, New Zealand, was out walking her Staffordshire Mastiff Huni like she always does. There they were, strolling along and having a lovely day… when Huni suddenly disappeared in the overgrowth

Huni had found herself a rather X-rated toy in the underbrush and she was rather pleased about it. “‘Houston we have a problem,’” Cross wrote on Facebook. “The dog found herself a new chew toy at the river and refuses to give it up!! How the hell do I make her understand this one and seriously WTF Ashburton.”

As she told The Herald, “Well, let’s just say an hour later after multiple sticks, branches, and stones, the arrival of another car saved the day.” Luckily, they didn’t run into anyone else, saying “no words would have explained” Huni’s new toy and that she struggled to get the toy from Huni’s “vice-like jaws.”

WHO JUST DROPS SOMETHING LIKE THIS OUTSIDE?


I mean, even presuming you didn’t want it anymore, you would dispose of it discretely, wouldn’t you? Put in in a black bag in an actual garbage can rather than just tossing it on the ground? Obviously it’s doubtful they’ll ever find the rightful owner of Huni’s new favorite toy, but maybe they’ll see this story and think twice about how they throw away their sex toys in future.