Analysis reveals some apparent confusion between corona-virus, Mexican beer Corona

Some people turning to Google to learn more about the coronavirus appear to be confusing the potentially deadly virus with the Mexican beer Corona Extra. Business Insider found through an analysis of Google Trends that online searches for “corona beer virus,” “beer virus,” and “beer coronavirus” have sharply increased since Jan. 18. From Jan. 18 to […]

New York City Library Employee Wins Lawsuit Against City Over Right To Be Topless At Work

A New York City library employee arrested and charged with public lewdness last month will now be allowed to go topless at work, a federal judge has ruled. Brenda W. Melon, 23, was arrested last month and charged with two counts of public lewdness after school children snapped a picture of her taking off her top while […]

Police say, A Man agreed to pay prostitute with hamburger

A New Mexico man is facing charges after police said he agreed to pay an undercover officer posing as a prostitute with a hamburger. Dominic Calderon was arrested Tuesday in Albuquerque, police said in court documents. According to a criminal complaint, the 36-year-old Calderon approached the undercover officer while riding his bike and asked her […]

Mighty Ducks ‘the movie’ actor busted on burglary, meth charges

A former child actor has been arrested in northern California for burglarizing a home while high. 41-year-old Shaun Weiss, best known as Greg Goldberg on the “Mighty Ducks,” was arrested Sunday. Marysville police say they were called to a home about a burglary in progress. They found Weiss rifling through a car in a garage. […]

Couple Having Sex Outdoors In Bigfoot Costumes Gets Accidentally Shot By Hunters

An Ohio couple’s attempts to spice up their sex life with some kinky roleplay turned horribly wrong last night, as they were both shot by hunters while having sex in the woods in Sasquatch costumes. 43-year old Chris Mumford and 41-year old Janet Smith were wearing disguises and engaging in loud sex in a wooded area […]

A Page Turns In Las Vegas’ History: 76-year Old Prostitute Retires After Satisfying Her 500,000th Client

Today marks an important milestone in the history of prostitution in Nevada, as the legendary prostitute Beatrice “3$” Thompson announced her retirement after a 54-year career that left 500,000 customers satisfied, including four American Presidents. Nicknamed “3$” for the price of a blowjob when she started working in the sex industry, Ms. Thompson rapidly became […]

NEVADA WOMAN SETS WORLD RECORD BY GETTING MARRIED FOR 314TH TIME AT DRIVE-THRU WEDDING CHAPEL

A young woman from Las Vegas just pronounced the words “until death do us part” for the 314th time this morning in Las Vegas, setting a new Guinness World Record for the most weddings for a single person. 27-year old Betty Carmichael from the small town of Indian Springs, North of Las Vegas, is certainly […]

Irish midget impersonating a leprechaun extorted sex from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold

A 3-foot-and-4-inches-tall Irishman was arrested this morning for allegedly taking advantage of credulous women by posing as a leprechaun and extorting sexual favors in exchange for a fictional “pot of gold hidden at the end of a rainbow”. 29-year old Connor O’Byrne was arrested this morning at his Dublin residence by the Garda Síochána, the Irish […]

Group of ‘furries’ pull man from car during domestic violence assault, hold him for police

Several members attending a furry convention in California on Friday helped restrain a man who was assaulting his girlfriend until police arrested him, according to officials. Six people witnessed the assault at the annual Further Confusion, or FurCon, in San Jose. Furries are enthusiasts who celebrate characters and stories involving anthropomorphic animals, or fictitious characters that have […]

Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels

Sexual peeling. Doctors have warned horny young men to refrain from using banana peels to masturbate — the latest bizarre sex trend circulating on social media. “It’s the closet thing to a blowjob,” wrote one randy Redditor, who claims “he’s been doing it for years.” However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor-4-U cautions against the […]