I lost my virginity, that’s my boy, lets talk about it, I would but im kinda soar

Ahh but you seen seem

I broke up the beatles, hold my beer

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Where did the cat go ?

my son stayed home new years eve so he could spend time with his big sister

SSG Burns, Nobody is getting drafted

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Since I painted my car, all the pedestrians move outta my way

Now that there, is a big-ass balloon