The awkward moment you see yourself in the mirror and just cant help

welcome to the trailer park

I hope your weekend has big boobs and a drinking problem

yes I have a man but that dont mean we cant talk

me, Disney plus and Netflix vs my wallet

when the lady at Burger King tells you to repeat your order at the drive thru

urgent, come pick up your wife

when your girl is crazy and she finds you a side piece

Butt, boobs or face

a. short and curvy b. tall and thick