Mighty Ducks ‘the movie’ actor busted on burglary, meth charges

A former child actor has been arrested in northern California for burglarizing a home while high. 41-year-old Shaun Weiss, best known as Greg Goldberg on the “Mighty Ducks,” was arrested Sunday. Marysville police say they were called to a home about a burglary in progress. They found Weiss rifling through a car in a garage. […]

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Couple Having Sex Outdoors In Bigfoot Costumes Gets Accidentally Shot By Hunters

An Ohio couple’s attempts to spice up their sex life with some kinky roleplay turned horribly wrong last night, as they were both shot by hunters while having sex in the woods in Sasquatch costumes. 43-year old Chris Mumford and 41-year old Janet Smith were wearing disguises and engaging in loud sex in a wooded area […]

A Page Turns In Las Vegas’ History: 76-year Old Prostitute Retires After Satisfying Her 500,000th Client

Today marks an important milestone in the history of prostitution in Nevada, as the legendary prostitute Beatrice “3$” Thompson announced her retirement after a 54-year career that left 500,000 customers satisfied, including four American Presidents. Nicknamed “3$” for the price of a blowjob when she started working in the sex industry, Ms. Thompson rapidly became […]

NEVADA WOMAN SETS WORLD RECORD BY GETTING MARRIED FOR 314TH TIME AT DRIVE-THRU WEDDING CHAPEL

A young woman from Las Vegas just pronounced the words “until death do us part” for the 314th time this morning in Las Vegas, setting a new Guinness World Record for the most weddings for a single person. 27-year old Betty Carmichael from the small town of Indian Springs, North of Las Vegas, is certainly […]