There is a stock photo for everything. But exactly how many photos does the world need of couples playing piggyback, pretending to fly, wearing white shirts, out in the sun?
Lois Lame and SuperDouche
I believe I can flyyy!
I'm king of the stock photo!
I can see my dignity somewhere over the horizon.
He's gonna let me stick it in the butt tonight.
My vagina is thiiiis wide!
Yay, Aryans!
Hon, I know this is strange timing, but I think I might be gay.
When you cross the border, everything turns yellow.
Oklahoma City
Mexico City
Secret Mirror-Face-Baby Bank CEO declares all debt be gone!
California Drivers are being ripped off for not jogging? Hell, it is cheaper.
Dancing is a ridiculously easy trick for getting free cab rides.
Yea, I’d sleep all night after I was done with her.
Drink lots of piña coladas and you’ll sleep like a baby. Extra melatonin boost if you drink it from a coconut.
Put the lotion in the basket...
Dermatologists’ Best Kept Secret: Looking sadly out the window during a rainstorm. So much pain.
What, big tits? You’ll sleep soundly once you’ve spent a day carrying around two D-cup sized fleshbags?
NOW BORROW MONEY BEFORE THIS HOT SHE-MAN PUTS YOU IN A HEADLOCK.
Restore your armpit hair in as little as 4 weeks. Side effects include sudden wife beater t-shirt and mistaken identity with Ryan Reynolds and Dane Cook.
Sleep soundly after you suffocate yourself with the dildoless chindo.
Moms can make money by showing their twat on their webcams.
Trainers hate Johnny Cage because he is always shadow kicking and decapitating their asses.
Some funny shit we liked this week.
Sex Technique #2718: The Ferrous Phallus
Ninjas Can Turn Anything Into a Weapon
From the time my dog finally learned to shit outside, she’s been attempting to eat it. Sometimes she succeeds when we aren’t looking or can’t pick it up fast enough. One benefit is if she accidentally shits in the house there is a good chance she’ll eat the evidence before we get home, saving us the trouble of picking it up. She’ll eat her own shit, vomit, garbage, plastic, whole heads of garlic, but we have to coat her medicine in peanut butter or hide in her food just to get her to swallow it. Considering her own poop is one of the few things that HASN’T made her sick at some point over the years, maybe it would be wise to develop dog treats out of the leftover turds. Every dog likes her own brand, right?
Also available in Cat Box Cruncheez and Bite-Sized Rabbit Turdlets.
